Billed as the longest-running marathon in TV history, FXX will air the first 600 episodes of The Simpsons in chronological order over thirteen days from Thanksgiving at noon EST through Tuesday, December 6, 2016. Woo-hoo! That’s a lot of laughs to binge watch, but it’s also a lot of music. After all – as previously discussed at greater length here – there’s no scripted television program that has had as many musical guests as The Simpsons. Which makes this marathon the perfect opportunity to re-watch over a quarter century of unforgettable pop-culture music moments and catch up on cameos we might have missed. With that in mind, below is a list of every musician that has ever appeared on The Simpsons with the date and time when their cameos will show in the FXX 2016 marathon.
Thursday, November 24th
Season 1
Ron Taylor: “Moaning Lisa” 3:30pm
Season 2
Tony Bennett and Daryl Coley: “Dancin’ Homer” 8:30pm
Friday , November 25th
Ringo Starr: “Brush With Greatness” 3:00am
Season 3
Michael Jackson and Kipp Lennon: “Stark Raving Dad” 5:30am
Aerosmith: “Flaming Moe’s” 8/22 10:00am
Sting: “Radio Bart” 8/22 11:30am
Terry Cashman: “Homer at the Bat” 12:30pm
Beverly D’Angelo: “Colonel Homer” 3:00pm
Spinal Tap: “The Otto Show” 4:00pm
Season 4
Tom Jones: “Marge Gets a Job” 8:30pm
Linda Ronstadt: “Mr. Plow” 9:30pm
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Saturday, November 26th
Barry White: “Whacking Day” 3:00am
David Crosby: “Marge In Chains” 3:30am
Barry White, Bette Midler, Red Hot Chili Peppers: “Krusty Gets Cancelled” 4:00am
Season 5
David Crosby, The Dapper Dans, George Harrison: “Homer’s Barbershop Quartet” 4:30am
The Ramones: “Rosebud” 6:00am
James Brown: “Bart’s Inner Child” 7:30am
Robert Goulet: “$pringfield” 9:00am
James Taylor: “Deep Space Homer” 11:30am
Sunday, November 27th
Season 6
The Tiger Lillies, Ron Taylor: “Round Springfield” 2:00am
Tito Puente: “Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part One)” 3:30am
Season 7
Tito Puente: “Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part Two)” 4:00am
Paul & Linda McCartney: “Lisa the Vegetarian” 6:00am
Paul Anka: “Treehouse of Horror VI” 6:30am
Cypress Hill, Peter Frampton, Smashing Pumpkins, Sonic Youth: “Homerpalooza” 3:30pm
Season 8
Sally Stevens: “You Only Move Twice” 5:00pm
Sally Stevens: “The Homer They Fall” 5:30pm
Johnny Cash: “El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Jomer (The Mysterious Voyage of Homer)” 8:30pm
Monday, November 28th
Season 9
Hank Williams, Jr.: “The Last Temptation of Krust” 12:00pm
U2: “Trash of the Titans” 3:30pm
Season 10
Yo La Tengo: “D’oh-in In The Wind” 8:00pm
The Moody Blues: “Viva Ned Flanders” 10:00pm
Cyndi Lauper: “Wild Barts Can’t Be Broken” 10:30pm
Dolly Parton: “Sunday, Cruddy Sunday” 11:00pm
Tuesday, November 29th
Elton John: “I’m With Cupid” 12:00am
Hank Williams, Jr.: “Marge Simpson in: Screaming Yellow Honkers” 12:30am
NRBQ: “The Old Man and the ‘C’ Student” 3:00am
Season 11
The B-52’s: “E-I-E-I-(Annoyed Grunt)” 7:00am
NRBQ: “Take My Wife, Sleaze” 8:30am
Clarence Clemons: “Grift of the Magi” 9:00am
Britney Spears: “The Mansion Family” 10:30am
Bachman Turner Overdrive: “Saddlesore Galactica” 11:00am
Shawn Colvin: “Alone Again, Natura-Diddly” 11:30am
Joe. C., Kid Rock: “Kill The Alligator and Run” 2:00pm
Willie Nelson: “Behind the Laughter” 3:30pm
Season 12
The Who: “A Tale of Two Springfields” 4:30pm
‘N Sync: “New Kids on the Bleech” 10:30pm
Wednesday, November 30th
Shawn Colvin: “I’m Goin’ To Praiseland” 1:00am
Season 13
R.E.M.: “Homer the Moe” 3:30am
Judith Owen: “The Blunder Years 4:30am
Phish: “Weekend at Burnsie’s” 10:00am
Season 14
Elvis Costello, Lenny Kravitz, Mick Jagger, Tom Petty, Keith Richards, Brian Setzer: “How I Spent My Strummer Vacation” 2:00pm
Tony Bennett: “Bart vs. Lisa vs. 3rd Grade” 2:30pm
Baha Men: “Large Marge” 3:00pm
Sally Stevens: “The Great Louse Detective” 4:00pm
Little Richard: “Special Edna” 4:30pm
Blink-182: “Barting Over” 6:30pm
“Weird Al” Yankovic: “Three Gays of the Condo” 9:30pm
David Byrne: “Dude, Where’s My Ranch?” 10:00pm
Jackson Browne: “Brake My Wife, Please” 11:00pm
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Thursday, December 1st
Season 15
Jim Gilstrap: “Tis the Fifteenth Season” 3:30am
Brave Combo: “Co-Dependent’s Day” 7:30am
Season 16
50 Cent: “Pranksta Rap” 3:30pm
Fantasia Barrino: “A Star Is Torn” 8:00pm
Baha Men, Los Lobos: “Thank God It’s Doomsday” 8:30pm
Friday, December 2nd
Season 17
Jim Gilstrap: “Girls Just Want to Have Sums” 7:00am
Mandy Moore: “Marge and Homer Turn a Couple Play” 8:30am
Season 18
Metallica: “The Mook, The Chef, The Wife and Her Homer” 9:00am
The White Stripes: “Jazzy & the Pussycats” 9:30am
Sir Mix-a-Lot: “Treehouse of Horror XVII” 10:30am
Stephen Sondheim: “Yokel Chords” 3:30pm
Ludacris: “You Kent Always Say What You Want” 7:30pm
Season 19
Lionel Richie: “He Loves to Fly and He D’ohs” 8:00pm
Placido Domingo: “The Homer of Seville” 8:30pm
Ted Nugent: “I Don’t Wanna Know Why the Caged Bird Sings” 9:30pm
Jack Black: “Husbands and Knives” 11:00pm
Saturday, December 3rd
“Weird Al” Yankovic: “That’s ’90s Show” 1:00am
Beverly D’Angelo, Dixie Chicks: “Papa Don’t Leech” 3:30am
Zooey Deschanel: “Apocalypse Cow” 4:00am
Season 20
Fall Out Boy: “Lisa the Drama Queen” 10:00am
Glen Hansard & Marketa Irglova: “In the Name of the Grandfather” 12:30pm
Season 21
Smothers Brothers: “Oh Brother, Where Bart Thou? 8:00pm
Anne Hathaway, Eartha Kitt: “Once Upon a Time in Springfield” 9:00pm
Chris Martin: “Million-Dollar Maybe” 9:30pm
Sunday, December 4th
Yael Naim: “The Greatest Story Ever D’ohed” 12:00am
Season 22
Flight of the Conchords, Glee Cast, Katy Perry: “Elementary School Musical” 4:00am
Joey Kramer: “The Ned-Liest Catch” 2:30pm
Season 23
Ted Nugent: “Politically Inept, With Homer Simpson” 7:30pm
The Tiger Lillies: “The D’oh-cial Network” 8:00pm
Alison Krauss: “At Long Last Leave” 9:30pm
Nick McKaig: “Exit Through the Kwik-E-Mart” 10:00pm
Monday, December 5th
Lady Gaga: “Lisa Goes Gaga” 1:30am
Season 24
Zooey Deschanel: “Moonshine River” 2:00am
Marvin Hamlisch, Anika Noni Rose: “Gone Abie Gone” 3:30am
Carrie Brownstein, Fred Armisen, The Decemberists: “The Day the Earth Stood Cool” 5:00am
Tom Waits: “Homer Goes to Prep School” 6:00am
Zooey Deschanel, Max Weinberg: “Love is a Many-Splintered Thing” 7:30am
Sonny Rollins: “Whiskey Business” 11:00am
Justin Bieber: “The Fabulous Faker Boy” 11:30am
Sigur Ros: “The Saga of Carl” 12:00pm
Season 25
Rob Halford: “Steal This Episode” 5:00pm
Tuesday, December 6th
Season 26
Sammy Hagar: “Covercraft” 3:30am
Pharrell Williams: “Walking Big & Tall” 6:00am
Season 27
Yo-Yo Ma: “Puffless” 12:00pm
Natalie Maines: “Gal of Constant Sorrow” 5:30pm
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