“Taking stands on today’s most important issues, Wayne Coyne is a new kind of candidate… It’s time for us to elect an honest, hard working, real man of the people, who isn’t afraid to give out 10,000 laser pointers to an audience.”
Though the election for the next leader of the free world is still 16 months away, the debates are already overheating. But what we really need is not four more years of this… or that…
You know, we are at a defining moment in our history. Our nation is involved in wars, and we are going through the worst financial crisis since the Great Depression. And a lot of us are worried about our jobs, our pensions, our retirement accounts, our ability to send our children to overpriced colleges so – despite their impending unemployment upon graduation – they can still feel smug around peers that went to community schools, or none at all.
Americans are hurting right now, and they’re angry. They’re innocent victims of greed and excess on Wall Street and in Washington, D.C. and they have every reason to be angry. So we have to move swiftly, and we have to move wisely. We need a plan with transparency, accountability and oversight.
Americans want America to go in a new direction.
We need a President who is not afraid to speak his mind, or walk over the citizens of this great – but troubled – U. S. of A. in a space bubble. We need to vote for changes – like a Vice President with intellect… and the ability to play multiple instruments, simultaneously. We need Wayne Coyne for President and Steven Drozd as his side-kick in the race for the cure of all mankind.
Help get Wayne Coyne and Steven Drozd elected in 2012…
…with these spiffy Stickers & T-shirts!!!
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Order several for yourself, your car, your locker, your guitar case, your friends and your family. Don’t forget – Christmas in July is rapidly approaching. They make great stocking-stuffers!
Going to a baby shower in the near future? There’s maternity shirts as well. Maternity t-shirt can act as a public announcement, and it is also the perfect gift for the expecting mom. Get that baby thinking right before birth – after all, the children are our future. Indoctrinate them well and let them lead the way. Give them a sense of American pride to make it easier…
All profits from the sale benefit The Academy of Contemporary Music at the University of Central Oklahoma.
“It started as a personal project to somehow make a subtle Flaming Lips sticker for my car, it ends with Wayne Coyne being the next President of the United States.” -Kind1002